Tracklist
How To Become A Virgin
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Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
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Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
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Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
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The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
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Perils of Believing in Round Squares
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Flash's Theme
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Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
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Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
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Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
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Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
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Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
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Flight of the Wounded Locust
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Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
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Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
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This Is Radio Surgery
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Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
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Sever the Toes
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Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
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Moth-Eaten Deer Head
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Brand New Set of Teeth
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How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
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Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
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Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
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Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
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Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
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Straight from the Horse's Mouth
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An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
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Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
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Backbones of Jackasses
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Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
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Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
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High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
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Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
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Kill Roger Hedgecock
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Hairspray Suppository
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Cattle Mutilation
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Prepare to Qualify
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Pain Reliever
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Off by a Long Shot
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Head Hits Concrete
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Ass Gravity
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Keep Off the Tracks
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